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white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
 they continue walking for a few seconds
 *white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
 *leaves her alone*
 *choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
 *playful kiss*
 *things turn sexy*
 *hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
 *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
 *maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
 *she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
 *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
 *white girl runs*
 *dead end*
 *thinks she free n safe*
 *guy catches her*
 *cuts her*
 *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D


final fantasy is like


and kingdom hearts



sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

"Straight guys" in gay porn be like:



"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"



Guy on Tinder: I never thought I'd meet someone like you on tinder. I would love to take you out sometime, treat you the way you deserve to be treated. What do you say, doll?
Me: ...chill.